Glamorous toilet plunger. Really.

OK, it plunges just fine. But the most important part of this plunger is that it does not look like you need to hide it behind a door. If you have old plumbing like we do, a plunger is indispensable.

Large black leather bag

OK, so this bag isn’t really made of “leather” – that just means you don’t have to baby it. It doesn’t look fake at all, and I never worry about jamming it full of the kids’ post-game snacks or other messy junk.